Your boobs are bigger than mine
You stand on your tip toes to try to kiss me
You steal the salt shaker on the way out of a restaurant
You are missing teeth and you're okay with it
You don't offer to buy my latte
You spend most of the date talking about your ex-wife
You tell me how you prefer a Brazilian, on the first date!
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